Kevin Bloody Wilson Amazing Grass
Ooooh
'Twas just a seed
A tiny seed
That my mate gave to me
A seed I sewed
And then watched grow
Into a f..cking great tree
Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Now shit-faced
Pass the joint 'round please
I can't believe
Amazing weed
One toke, one tiny puff
I'm ripped, I'm bent
I'm off me tits
I'm stoned, I'm wrecked
I'm f..cked
Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Now shit-faced
Pass the joint back please
And when I'm old
And near-on f..cked
With cobwebs on me arse
I'll just thank Christ
Oh, that I've survived
On my amazing grass
Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
But now off me face
Oh, can I have another toke please
Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Oh, all heads and no f..cking leaves
Amazing grass
How sweet thou art
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Oh, woo, shit-faced
Oh, can I have somethin' to eat
Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
Pass the munchies please
Amazing grass
How sweet
I once was straight
Pass the Mars bars, please
Amazing grass
I once was f..cking straight
Pass the f..cking Mars bars
