Kevin Bloody Wilson The Shane Warne Song
A cricketin' legend all Australian boy,
A real bloke's bloke and we all loved him for it,
But he's got a zipper problem and it's affectin' his game,
So Warnie put your wanger away.
Warnie, put your wanger away,
That pecker's gonna get you into trouble one day,
You stick to the cricket I'll do the rootin' for Australia,
Warnie put your wanger away, mate,
Warnie put your wanger away your turn,
Warnie put your wanger away, mate,
Warnie put your wanger away.
Caught out drinkin' and smokin' and drugs,
Mate I'll take care'a all'a that, you just get on with the game,
And keep it in the crease where it's supposed to be,
And give them dirty bird numbers to me mates and me, mate,
Ask five-hundred sheilas would they sleep with you Shane,
And over about seventy-five percent of 'em said "Never again",
So take a tip from Russell Crowe, and do what he asks,
And stick that f..ckin' phone, up your f..ckin' ass.
Warnie, put your wanger away,
That pecker's gonna get you into trouble one day,
You stick to the cricket I'll do the rootin' for Australia
Warnie put your wanger away, mate
Warnie put your wanger away your turn,
Warnie put your wanger away, mate,
Warnie put your wanger away.
So keep your cock in its box is what I'm tryin' to say,
And stay away from pommie sheilas like that Paula Yates,
She started a trend and now it seems to be catchin',
Poms f..ckin' the Aussies, and keepin' the Ashes.
So Warnie, put your wanger away,
That pecker's gonna get you into trouble one day,
You stick to the cricket I'll do the rootin' for Australia
Warnie put your wanger away, mate,
Warnie put your wanger away everybody.
Warnie, put your wanger away,
That pecker's gonna get you into trouble one day,
You stick to the cricket I'll do the rootin' for Australia
Warnie put your wanger away, mate,
Warnie put your wanger away your turn,
Warnie put your wanger away, mate,
Warnie put your wanger away.
