Judge Dread Big One
You're expecting Big 9 but to add to the fun
I'm reversing the order, so here's Big One
Now someone started a rumor
King Cole was going to Bangkok (thailand)
Ten girls went mad when they heard it
And ten more dropped with the shock
Bang-Cock?
"We're having fun, with Dread's Big One"
Jack Sprat he had a dog
The doggie's name was Daniel
If you saw the dog in action
You'd know why he's a Cocker Spaniel
"We're having fun, with Dread's Big One"
I brought my wife some chocolates
Cause I did want some fun
When I got home she was sleeping
So I woke her up and "gave her one"
"We're having fun, with Dread's Big One"
Three mice see how they run
After a girl mouse Myrtle
They could not catch this fly mouse
So they had to form a circle (nice one Myrtle)
"We're having fun, with Dread's Big One"
This girl I knew in Eilin
Danced with such great feelin
That all you could hear was young boys cheer
And fly buttons hitting the ceiling
"We're having fun, with Dread's Big One"
See Saw Marjorie Door
Was spread by Dread on a shutter
He's no fool as you can see
For he'd sooner have Marge than butter
"We're having fun, with Dread's Big One"
(Last one)
Ride a cock-horse to Neasden
Where a girl's idea of fun
Is to dance to reggae music
And play with Dread's Big One
"We're having fun, with Dread's Big One"