Rudeness Train Lyrics

Judge Dread Rudeness Train

All aboard, rudeness train


Tell your sister to come down quick

And she can have a suck of my dick

On the rudeness train


I gave her one in the corridor

And after that she wanted more

On the rudeness train


Move off sister if you could

For you are standing on my wood

On the rudeness train


Show your ticket at [???]

And I look up and tell it [?}

On the rudeness train


I had a girl the other night

She wasn't loose but she wasn't tight

On the rudeness train


Whether you're small or whether you're large

Whether you're soft or whether you're hard

It's a rudeness train


Mary had a little pig, she also had a bear

I've never seen her little pig but I've often had her
bear

On the rudeness train


A by loose dibber and nibber and dock

Waving and shaking his big hairy ____

On the rudeness train


Slow down,

Slow down brother...

You're going too fast...