John Valby Supercalifragilistic
Supercalifragilistic expialadocious
Everytime I lick your butt
it gives me halitosis
Everytime you fart into my
face it makes me nauseous
Do I wear a rubber on my tongue
or am I just being cautious
One day when I was pumpin' iron
at the local gym
Some people said my pecker
looked just like another limb
I didn't get so big and long
from all that iron pumpin'
I tied the chord around it once
when I went bungee jumpin'
I dated Dolly Parton once
I barely got a hard-on
Her legs were way too skinny
and her ass had all that lard on
Something happened when I
started playin' with her knockers
My pecker popped up twice as high
like Orville Redenbacher
Too healthy with my impotence
I turned to modern science
My wife got so excited when
she saw the new appliance
Livin' with a nymphomaniac
is kinda hectic
My penile implant's stimulator
is General Electric
GE we bring good things to life
When Ross Perot f..cks with wife
he doesn't do it thoroughly
Just before she's gonna come
the bastard pulls out early
Now he's in the race to stay
not just to test the waters
Unless of course the press picks on
his other dyke bitch daughters
I had a dream the other night
I had a special vision
I saw Jim Bakker getting buttfucked
in a federal prison
I also saw 2 old ladies
rollin' on the floor
It was Leona Helmsley
eating out Zsa Zsa Gabor
A super hero's had an orgy
had everyone's dick throbbin'
Spider man was buttfucked by
that fag boy wonder Robin
Supergirl and Wonderwoman
both took off their girdles
Got on their knees and
buttfucked Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles
