John Valby Bang Bang Lulu
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Bang Bang Lulu
Lulu bang-a-lang
Who we gonna bang on
when Lulu goes away?
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Some girls work in factories
some girls work in stores
Lulu works in Levittown
with 40 other whores
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Lulu f..cked a monkey
and then a kangaroo
Now her kids get homesick
each time they pass the zoo
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A city girl uses Vaseline
A country girl uses lard
Lulu don't use nothin'
she gets it twice as hard
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A rich girl uses a Kotex
A poor girl uses a rag
Lulu's cunt is so damn big
she uses a burlap bag
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Lulu's cunt's so dirty
the semen just seeps out
You can take a fishing pole
and hook a couple of trout
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Lulu took a laxative
shit right through some screens
Fed it to a Mexican who said
"Great refried beans"
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A pregnant lady she was there
her belly was well hung
When I went to eat her
a little hand grabbed my tongue
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