John Valby O Bin Laden
Well we come from Alabama
But We're in Afghanistan
We're Navy Seals and Green Berets Huntin' for a man
They say he has a bearded face
A Diaper on his head
I heard we won't be coming home
Until that F..cker's dead
Oh bin Laden
Don't you die too quick
I've come to f..ck your fanny
with some anthrax on my dick
Osama's finally captured
Was not caught off his dork
Let's handcuff both his testicles
And drag him to New York
There we contact a firemen
Turn on a power hose
screw it to his Sphincter
Till the shit comes out his nose
Oh bin Laden
Don't you die too quick
I've come to f..ck your fanny
with some anthrax on my dick
We realized that prison food would probably give him gas
So instead let's launch a bunker bomb up his f..cking ass
Goodbye asshole
You f..cking make me gag
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
in a nine pound bag