O Bin Laden Lyrics

John Valby O Bin Laden

Well we come from Alabama
But We're in Afghanistan
We're Navy Seals and Green Berets Huntin' for a man

They say he has a bearded face
A Diaper on his head
I heard we won't be coming home
Until that f..cker's dead

Oh bin Laden
Don't you die too quick
I've come to f..ck your fanny
with some anthrax on my dick

Osama's finally captured
Was not caught off his dork
Let's handcuff both his testicles
And drag him to New York

There we contact a firemen
Turn on a power hose
screw it to his Sphincter
Till the shit comes out his nose

Oh bin Laden
Don't you die too quick
I've come to f..ck your fanny
with some anthrax on my dick

We realized that prison food would probably give him gas
So instead let's launch a bunker bomb up his f..cking ass

Goodbye asshole
You f..cking make me gag
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
in a nine pound bag