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Eat Bite Lyrics


John Valby Eat Bite


Well, I went to a party
And what did they do?
They took off their socks
And they took off there shoes,
They took off their coats,
And they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
They weren't gonna dance.

[Chorus]
Oh, eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,
Nipple-bosom-hairpie-fingerfuck-screw,
Moose-piss, cat-pud, orangutan-tit,
Sheep-pussy, camel-crack, pig and lion shit.

Purple headed, cherry poppin, tea baggin bitch
Pink puckered pun-tang lyin in a ditch
Ass plowin' pussy chowin, wife swappin hubby
You ball lappin slut sword swallow my chubby

She was workin on a wiener with her 2 big toes
She had one up her ass and one under her nose
She grapped two more and stuck em in her ears
She'll said i'll make em all come while i'm chuggin this beer



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