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John Valby 16 Tons


I pulled her pants right down
and what'd I get?
A whiff of Cape Cod
and some underwear sweat
My knees started buckling
my bladder lost control
But my dick stood up
like a telephone pole

She weighed 16 tons
tits like a house
Her armpit hairs
held a trap for a mouse
Her crabs in her beaver
were 80 years old
The cheese on her snapper
was beginning to mold

I f..cked her 16 times
and what has she got?
50 orgasms and a stretched out twat
Said "Peter, don't you call me
cause I can't go
My dick is still stuck
in the bitch's asshole"



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