Jay Webb Stoned
[Intro]
(I'll be in the sticks getting stoned while you kiss him)
(Guess you had a problem with some ticks and a lift kit)
[Verse 1]
You packed your car full of high heels and lipstick
You traded in my ragged ass for a rich kid
Said I ain't even got a hanging pot to piss in
He takes you to them fancy dinners when you're with him
[Pre-Chorus]
So I grabbed that Backwoods from that Circle K
Backwoods is where I stay
He might have his daddy's money, but I got this riverbank
[Chorus]
I'll be in the sticks getting stoned while you kiss him
Guess you had a problem with some ticks and a lift kit
I'll be catching fish sure as he ain't drinking light beer
If you don't find your fix, baby, I'll be sitting right here
You can see the smoke, but I ain't got a fire going
Pulling on it slow until I hear them tires rolling
I'll be in the sticks getting stoned while you kiss him
'Til you figure out that you're wrong, I'm getting stoned
[Post-Chorus]
(I'll be in the sticks getting stoned while you kiss him)
('Til you figure out that you're wrong)
[Verse 2]
I bet that long-gone turns around real quick
You'll get as far as he knows how to work a stick shift
I bet them city lights are faded, looking dim lit
You went from spitting Copenhagen to a dipshit
[Pre-Chorus]
Soft hands don't know no dirt
White collar don't know no work
You'll be back and bitching when them tables turn
[Chorus]
I'll be in the sticks getting stoned while you kiss him
Guess you had a problem with some ticks and a lift kit
I'll be catching fish sure as he ain't drinking light beer
If you don't find your fix, baby, I'll be sitting right here
You can see the smoke, but I ain't got a fire going
Pulling on it slow until I hear them tires rolling
I'll be in the sticks getting stoned while you kiss him
'Til you figure out that you're wrong, I'm getting stoned
[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, yeah, I'm getting stoned, yeah
[Bridge]
You packed your car full of high heels and lipstick
You traded in my country ass for a rich kid
[Chorus]
So I'll be in the sticks getting stoned while you kiss him
Guess you had a problem with some ticks and a lift kit
I'll be catching fish sure as he ain't drinking light beer
If you don't find your fix, baby, I'll be sitting right here
You can see the smoke, but I ain't got a fire going
Pulling on it slow until I hear them tires rolling
I'll be in the sticks getting stoned while you kiss him
'Til you figure out that you're wrong, I'm getting stoned
[Outro]
Until you figure out that you're wrong, I'm getting stoned, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm getting stoned
