Jack Stauber My Plea
Hey! It's been a long time
Since I've seen your name online
Aim is in a decline
Think we need a little rewind
Drop out and learn to bartend
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till I say when (when!)
Call up your mom on the payphone, 50 cents go:
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ri-ing!
(Hello?) I'm not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today (really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars
No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (uh-uh!)
But I got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars
Snickers...
100 grand...
Almond Joy...
Kit Kat...
Crunch...
You would've said the same thing on the phone with your dad
He was eating so he didn't pick up
You left a voicemail on his answering machine, that says:
"Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!"
Think of joining the army
Sing your a-b-c-d-e-f, baby!
Ride the bus till it's empty, tug the pull string:
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding (get out!), ding, ding, di-ing!
I'm not trying to bug you babe (nuh-uh-uh!)
But I just got mugged today (it really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars
No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (no, no!)
But I did get mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars (hello?)
I'm not trying to bug you babe (nuh-uh-uh!)
But I just got mugged today (it really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars
No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (uh-uh!)
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars (hello?)
I'm not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars
No, I'm not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars