A Cowgirl Who Understands Lyrics

Soft music and hard liquor

Short leather skirt and high heeled, shit kickers

Little things that help a cowboy look like a girl.

Red lipstick and a rhinestone jacket

Platinum wig with earrings to match it

And he's looking for a cowgirl who'll understand.

For eighteen years he farmed those fields his daddy left him

You can see all the hard work if you look at his hands.

But when it comes to his choice in fashion

A blouse and a skirt are his only passion

He'll accessorize just like any woman can.

Soft music and hard liquor

Don't go looking for a rainbow sticker on his truck.

You won't find one, he ain't that kind of guy.

He just likes shoe shopping and an ice cream sundae.

Fun today but come sunrise Monday

He'll be back on his John Deere tractor once again.

He got misty-eyed when they cancelled All My Children.

He likes to gossip down at the feed and seed.

And his own little slice of heaven

Is getting gussied up and dressing like Dale Evans

And he's looking for a cowgirl who'll understand

Soft music and hard liquor

Short leather skirts and high heeled, shit kickers

Little things to help a cowboy look like a girl.

Red lipstick and a rhinestone jacket

Girl don't bring it if you can't back it

Cause he's looking for a cowgirl who'll understand.