One Damn Thing Lyrics

Well I was always kind of a stoner

And she was always kind of mad

The day she put all my shit on the porch was the best day I ever had

Always subtle were her ways

I don't think of her these days

But when people ask here's what I say

There ain't one damn thing I miss about her

Not her perfume not her kinky two toned hair

She's as mean as a cottonmouth on the ground

And she don't weigh 90 pounds if you wet her down

I don't call on her, and she don't bother me

Hey, hey

Hey, hey

Hey, hey

Hey, hey-yeah.

She was a barefoot hippie

Fighting with her old man

I fell for her and she for me put a ring upon her hand

That's when daddy reeled her in

I hope I never see her again

When people ask here's what I say

There ain't one damn thing I miss about her

Not her perfume not her kinky two tone hair

She's as mean as a cottonmouth on the ground

And she don't weigh 90 pounds if you wet her down

I don't call on her, and she don't bother me

Hey, hey

Hey, hey

Hey, hey

Hey, hey�hey

Her daddy called me everything except my name

He was driving me insane

I got out with no kids and some shame

There ain't one damn thing I miss about her

Not her perfume not her kinky two tone hair

She's as mean as a cottonmouth on the ground

And she don't weigh 90 pounds if you wet her down

I don't call on her, and she don't bother me hey

Hey, hey

Hey, hey

Hey, hey

Yeah, yeah