Happy Campers I Got Abducted By Aliens
One day an alien landed in my backyard At 1st i thought it was Captain Picard but then i saw green tentacle things and i knew it wasn't good tidings that they bring I got abducted by aliens they electro beamed me up to thier ship strapped me to a table and i heard something rip it was my skull, they cut it in half tickled my brain, then they made me laugh I got abducted by aliens blubbering like a baby, i confessed all my sins in my arms and legs, they stuck some pins jabbed a metal probe up my butt and back on Earth, they call me a nut I got abducted by aliens They dropped me off, then they cruised as i lay there feeling used and abused and now they say my brain is out of whack just because i'm waiting for my alien friends to come back I got abducted by aliens
