Everybody Gets Laid Tonight Lyrics

Hammerheads Everybody Gets Laid Tonight

It’s all good
It’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight

He came from heaven
Two stakes in his hand
To smote the vampires
And free the lamb

Come now and join him
All ye strong and bold
We’ll fight together
Like the days of old

It’s all good
It’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight (2x)

Behold his glory
Come praise the light
That has delivered us
From the endless night

Come sound the trumpets
Prepare the feast
And make a joyful shout
To he who slayed the beast

It’s all good
It’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight (2x)

Spoken:
Laid tonight, tonight, tonight!
Be you young, old, weak, poor,
Come and join him now
You aren’t all alone

It’s all good
It’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight (many times)

Spoken:
He is the lord of light
And he commands you,
Get laid hahaha
Tonight and every night
Forever!