Half Man Half Biscuit Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be With Jesus
I’ve been up to no good
I’ve been dissed in the ‘hood
I’ve been locked in the Rock City, Notts
I got stars in my eyes
I told thousands of lies
When arrested at Cowes robbing yachts
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
You come on like a dream
Julian Bream
Lips like David Vine
When a sneeze doesn’t come
I look up to the sun
And I praise him for making it shine
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Be with Jesus
Yodelay odelay
I walk a country mile
Just to taunt your Koi Carp
It prods me out of my sloth
On an easy par four
Within earshot of your
Revolutionary foldaway drums
For sure, like I say
At the end of the day
We’ll take each Armageddon as it comes
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Yesterday Matthew, I was a Factory completist
But tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be with Jesus
Gonna be with Jesus
Gonna be with Jesus
