I Love You Because (you Look Like Jim Reeves) Lyrics

Half Man Half Biscuit I Love You Because (you Look Like Jim Reeves)

My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
What am I supposed to do?
I’m up the creek but never mind the paddle, boy
I haven’t even got a canoe


I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll
I went to hell on a red skidoo
I did the Shake ‘n’ Vac and broke my f..cking back
And now my library books are nine weeks overdue


Knock knock, who’s there?
The patron saint of Llandudno
The patron saint of Llandudno who?
Tony Bastable!


You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours
And I’ll be in heaven before you
I love you because you look like Jim Reeves