Half Man Half Biscuit The Len Ganley Stance
Everybody’s doing the Len Ganley stance (x8)
No no no no no more locomotion
No no no more dancing in the street
No no no no no more mashed potato
No no no more shuffling of the feet
Everybody’s doing the Len Ganley stance (x4)
Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut
Clench your fists, point your knuckles straight ahead
Do your best to look like a teddy bear
Then try and pretend to look vertically dead
Everybody’s doing the Len Ganley stance (x4)
Praise the Lord, you all look so beautiful
Bulging waistcoats, thirty inch of neck
Shine your shoes and head for the Crucible
Brush the baize and keep the crowd in check
Everybody’s doing the Len Ganley stance (x4)
Everybody’s doing the Len Ganley stance – oh my god
Everybody’s doing the Len Ganley stance – set the trend
Everybody’s doing the Len Ganley stance – You know what
Andy Warhol says
Everybody’s doing the Len Ganley stance – We can do
this forever
Everybody’s doing the Len Ganley stance (x3)
Come on baby do the Len Ganley stance
Everybody’s doing the Len Ganley stance (x4)
