Half Man Half Biscuit Christian Rock Concert
And at the post fest lig I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
I said that I was from Kerrang!
I steamed into the throng and sang
Get thee behind me Stryper
I’ve played your records backwards
I’ve seen your antics in the Green Room
Into the main marquee I walked
The coke was coke and the tongue was forked
The rural dean lay inert
In his John 3:16 shirt
Get thee behind me Stryper
I’ve played your records backwards
I’ve seen your antics in the Green Room
(backwards)
The body of Shane Fenton
is in the laundry chute of the
New Ambassadors Hotel
near Euston Station*
Get thee behind me Stryper
I’ve played your records backwards
I’ve seen your antics in the Green Room
And After The Fire were a mess on the floor
Drunk in the tented village
The grand leviathan of the White Metal scene
Drunk in the tented village
Wendy Wimbush on a spacehopper was
Drunk in the tented village
All things bright and beautiful
Drunk in the tented village
