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Bogus Official Lyrics

Album Name : ACHTUNG BONO
Release Date : 2008-05-22
Song Duration : 1:22

Half Man Half Biscuit Bogus Official


I'm the man that you need on the day that it rains
I'm the wiser advisor on capital gains
I'm the lowlife pretending to look at your drains
I'm a bogus official, don't let me in

I'm the police, I’m the clergy, I'm Measures and Weights
I'm the chap doing the survey on alley gates
I need to know where you’ll be on the following dates
Cause I'm a bogus official, nice dress

Courteous, friendly, jolly, and fat
With a smile saying look, I know it's under the mat
I don't give a f..ck about your missing cat
B.O.G.U.S official



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