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Blue Badge Abuser Lyrics

Album Name : CSI: Ambleside
Release Date : 2010-02-28
Song Duration : 2:46

Half Man Half Biscuit Blue Badge Abuser


A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud
A ne’er-do-well of the highest accord
I’ve got the supermarket sympathy vote
I’ve got a ten year old doctor’s note

‘Cos I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser
I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser

I park up in the pouring rain
The space was empty, who’s to complain
And if they did, I’d say I’m due for the op
And sprint wilfully off to the shop

‘Cos I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser
I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser

(Fetch my stick, Margaret!)

I used to favour Justice and Truth
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth
One day I know I’ll have to face his wrath
A walk in hell for a walk-in bath

‘Cos I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser
I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser
I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser
I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser
Blue Badge Abuser



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