Gwar Parting Shot
We came and we conquered all that we saw
Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw
Before I take my leave of earth
There's some things I'd like off my chest
A final chance to set things straight
And leave no room to guess
How to conquer cursed things
After Gwar has retreated
To ensure the destiny
We'll see the pigs defeated
For it seems fate had decreed
That we soon shall be parted
And I'll leave you with a chance
To win the war we started
From the dirt we made your race grow
The first word you spoke
We saw the law that rules
Your lives is just a joke
You make me laugh, far from criminal
Its crap, thou shall not steal
Come on get real
Do what you will, do as you feel
We came and conquered
By beating all that we saw
And do what thy wilt be
The whole of the law
What will you do
When we are gone?
Though through with you
We'll carry on
We came and we conquered all that we saw
Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw
Priests are raping choir boys
Cops are paid to kill
Doctors spreading SIDS disease
Every time you take a pill
The courts are run by liars
Judges are more fun on fire
And their boss is even worse
Politicians lies we curse
From the turd we made your race
From the first words you spoke
We saw the law that rule
Your lives is just a joke
We came, we conquered all we saw
Now here's a parting shot for you
Here's a parting shot for you
Here's a parting shot for you
Your God's long dead
So don't waste your time
On overzealous hypocrites
Who call chaos a crime
Eat the rich
Kill the poor
Worship always
Your masters, Gwar
Never trust your parents
Especially when they're older
Always use a beer koozie
It keeps it that much colder
To all this and ten times more
I'll make sure that we stop on tour
And get you up to date with Gwar
We curse the earth forever more
From the, the dirt we made your race
From the first words you spoke
We saw the law that rule
Your lives is just a [unverified]
We came and we conquered all that we saw
So here's a parting shot for you
There's a parting shot for you
Here's a parting shot for you
Right across your f..cking jaw
