Garden Centre Sorry Feeling Heart
[Verse 1]
Oh, I recommend you get a cowboy partner
Someone who will dignify your honor
A rugged outdoorsman who knows his way around a man
As if that man was just another horse
[Verse 2]
Oh, I suggest you get a farming boyfriend
Commander on the battlefield of corn
A kind and gentle master of the land he sees before him
As if that land was just a plant, boy
[Verse 3]
These suggestions that I make to you in earnest
In confidence, I tell you what they mean
It is only by the weakness of my sorry, feeling heart
That I know you won't fall in love with me
