Garden Centre Naked Ape
[Verse 1]
I get out of bed, hearing a strange noise in the night
I spring out of my sheets, all my veins full, big pupil in my eye
[Pre-Chorus]
It could be you, falling out of bed
It could be you having a fatal heart attack
I walk around your funeral
Grabbing people by the shoulders
[Chorus]
I have sprung out of my bed
Like a naked ape
Ready to kill
As hard as a crab apple
Sweat dripping down my back
I have sprung out of my bed
[Verse 2]
Dig a deep hole to protect the king from unknown assassins
The boiler might explode
The cat might get run over
[Pre-Chorus]
It could be you, falling out of bed
It could be you having a fatal heart attack
I walk around your funeral
Grabbing people by the shoulders
[Chorus]
I have sprung out of my bed
Like a naked ape
Ready to kill
As hard as a crab apple
Sweat dripping down my back
I have sprung out of my bed
[Bridge]
All these holes that we dig in the ground
We don't deserve them
All those mattresses flung down the stairs
We don't deserve them
[Chorus]
I have sprung out of my bed
Like a naked ape
Ready to kill
As hard as a crab apple
Sweat dripping down my back
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed
I have sprung out of my bed