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Advice From Christmas Past Lyrics


Dead Kennedys Advice From Christmas Past


Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well, pay your fee,
remove your clothes,
and Yvette will show you how.
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to
obey,
be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird.
Life can be perfect.
People can be trusted.
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my
very own.
Free from all the pain. Happy and having fun all the
time.
It never happened, did it?



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