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Midget Meal Lyrics


Cumbeast Midget Meal


Midget meal, a new recipe
Dwarfs to eat, a dinner for me
Luxury, high quality meat
Midget meal, for me to eat

Scoop full of mayonnaise, I dip the thigh bone
hand me another one, this midget is done
I cut a juicy chunk of the ass
and sniff the broiled skin

With some french fries
and some good wine
I ram the meat in
I still got plenty of dwarfs left
but the hunger is starting to ease
I beat the rest of them senseless
and put them into the freeze

Little bones they look so fine
With all the flesh eaten nothing left to dine
Soon I'm out to capture some more
Only finest specimen real midget gore



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