Cool Calm Pete Brush P.S.A. (Featuring Jungle Mike)
Now kiddies it's bedtime, you know what that means?
I gotta take out the trash?
No silly it's time to brush your teeth!
Scram to the bathroom, water in the cup
moisten the toothbrush, you know whats up
crest, colgate, aquafresh
straight across the bristles, nothing less
now side to side, can't stop, won't stop
hit her from the front, hit her from the back
hit her from an angle if you got it like that
girls love it if you got it like that
fresh brushed she'll think your a genius
impressed she might touch your
come on, please, let me get a kiss
don't be a tease, be a proper miss
Oral-B girls rock it steady
pump or squeeze, are you ready
lets fight tooth decay
let's floss everyday
back and forth no gum diseases
brush those fronts just like jesus
back from the dentist, then he gets this
no cavities, pump that fist
back and forth, forth and back
jungle mike says, "plaque is whack"
this just in, brush your teeth,
think of all the candy you can eat
brush back
jungle mike with the candy rap
okay, they tell you to brush like a million times
but f..ck that I'd like you to meet some friends of mine
I call them push pop, ring pop low pop spree
nominated fun dip and good and plenty
cigarette gum, gum tape and nerds
button caps razzle gummy bers, oh gummy worms
peace to pixxie sticks
tootsie rolls dreams ya'll how many licks?
red hots, m&m's, gobstoppers
boston baked beans and them starbursts
laffy taffies, bazooka joe bliss, a whole bag of pennies for them sweedish fish
forever mints, candy canes, merry christmas
licorice the only ones, on your shitlist
great bubbalicious sugar daddies
6 licks and yes, york peppermint paties
your teeth gonna put up a good fight
but jaw breakers rule, word to mike and ikes
word to rain blow bubbles hubba bubba bubbles
soda and poprocks, now we in trouble
go charlston chews, and peanut chews
marry janes, blunts, and of course big leauge chew
candy bar nation, can't forget you
these the cavity all stars, you know how we do
brush p.s.a, promise the tooth decay,
have a nice day
brush back
