Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine While You Were Out
While you were out spreading the gospel
According to whatever you believed in at the time
Her majesty's axemen cameth and closed the hospital
The birthplace of out bonny baby Brian
Yesterday they took away our bus stop
Today they'll try and take our happy home
Tomorrow I'll be burned as a witch for playing punk
rock
You picked a fine time to leave me on my own
I know that what you don't know doesn't hurt you
And the only time you get homesick's when you get home
But while you were out our whole future was in doubt
So get your finger out and phone
Please phone
Please phone
While joyriders filmed by sky ram and raid and drink
and drive
Homicidal passers by leave unattended bags outside our
home
While you were out our whole future was in doubt
You better get your finger out phone
Phone
Phone
Phone
It's simple lift the receiver
Listen for the dialling tone
When your hear that dialling tone
Pick a number
Any number
My number
Dial that number
Speak to me
Speak to me
Speak to me
Speak to me
Please phone
Please phone
Please phone
Please phone
