Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine Surfin' Usm
When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink
what you like
and still climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them
closed.
Then you reach that age, 24, 25, your muscles give up
they wave a little white flag
and without any warning at all,
you're suddenly a fat bastard.
Wham bam thank-you mam
