Is Wrestling Fixed Lyrics

Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine Is Wrestling Fixed

The ambulance sirens rang
As they wheeled her to the stand
Featherbed, tarred and handcuffed
To a stretcher
The doctor's diagnosis
Was multiple scirosis
An open and shut hopeless
f..cking case

The wheels of justice turned
Till the tyres were bald and burned
And when they'd all adjourned
I asked myself
Am I un-H A P P Y
Does a new born baby cry?
Did Elvis really die ?
And I said to myself
Self . . .
Is wrestling fixed?

Am I un-H-A-P-P-Y?
Does a new born baby cry?
Did Elvis really die?
Did little red riding wear a hood?
Did the three bears shit in the woods?
Was humpty dumpty fat?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Is wrestling fixed