Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine Suppose You Gave A Funeral And Nobody Came
Shit face, rat turd, ass lickin' son of a bitch
Go ahead you f..cking sadist
Pucker up and kiss the babies
Kiss 'em till they die of rabies
Get your tits out for the ladies
Summoned home from Barcelona
Another day, another donor
Two submissions or a coma
Gutterpressville, Arizona
Follow that ambulance
And when that ambulance stops
Take every photo opportunity
That knocks
Because you're popular you're beautiful
The whole world knows your name
But suppose you gave a funeral
And nobody came
Here's the church
Here's the steeple
Open the doors
Where's all the people?
Light up the sky with sub-standard fireworks
Release the pitbull doves of peace
I've changed my mind about the mindless violence
I'm happy doing porridge
With the knowledge that at least
You may be popular and you're beautiful
The whole world knows your name
But today you gave a funeral
And nobody came
Here's the church
Here's the steeple
Open the doors
Where's all the people?
