Box Office Poison Spin Cycle
Mr. Spin Cycle
This is his story
Mr. Spin Cycle
Spinning into glory
Married Mrs. Dryer
Laundromat liar
Pinned up against the wall
Torturing dirty clothes
Starching and cutting holes
Pretending he did nothing at all
Mr. Spin Cycle
This is his life
Mr. Spin Cycle
This is his wife
Raided a laundromat
Called the owner "fat"
And then drove off in his car
A yellow dryer
Driving like fire
Drove to someplace real far
Mr. Spin Cycle
This is his death
Mrs. Dryer
Ran out of breath
Spin Cycle was spinning
But the clothes were winning
Tying themselves up in knots
The motor was straining
And started refraining
Spin Cycle was finally stopped
