Bobs Eddie The Jinx
(Eddie is a jinx) (Eddie is a jinx) Hey Eddie please don't help me This is a job I can do by myself There is no need for you to stay Please, Eddie, go away Oh Eddie can't you see how Your luck turns everything from good to bad Bad luck don't bother Eddie He thinks we're superstitious It only comes to all his friends He sees no need to make amends Hey Eddie, don't come closer Please Eddie, keep your distance Stay away Stay away Stay away Stay away (Eddie is a jinx) (Eddie is a jinx) Oh Eddie is a problem He is a hot potato to his friends When he comes visiting they pray Please Eddie, go away To some it might seem cruel But Eddie takes it in his happy stride He thinks we all are crazy Man, he's the weirdest kind of duck He laughs when we avoid him He says there's no such thing as luck Hey Eddie, we know different Please Eddie, keep your distance Stay away Stay away Stay away Stay away