Share A Load Lyrics

Bobs Share A Load

Him:  Pardon me
   I couldn't help but see
   That you only have a small amount of laundry
   I don't have much
   You don't have much
   Why don't we both share a load?
Her:  No, but thanks
   I've got too many colors
   And I wouldn't want your underwear to turn all pink
   But it seems I've left all my change at home
   If I asked you for some quarters
   What would you think?
Him:  We can wash in cold
   We can use my soap and my quarters
   Oooo...
Her:  I've never washed clothes with a strange man before
   But what the hell, let's try it!
   Let's go 'round the corner,
 have ourselves a cup of coffee together
(Romantic interlude)
Her:  I think that sock is mine...
Him:  No, it was a gift from my mama
Her:  This must be yours...
Him:  Do you really like the Grateful Dead?
Her:  I wonder if you'd mind if I kept this old bandana?
Him:  No, go ahead -- I'll use your pillowcase on my bed
Her:  I don't have much
   You don't have much
   Why don't we both share a load?
Him:  I don't have much
   You don't have much
   Why don't we both share a load?
Both: I don't have much
   You don't have much
   Why don't we both share a load?