Windows 95 Sucks Lyrics

Bob Rivers Windows 95 Sucks

Well, I bought it up, Brought windows home and decided to
boot it up,
But when I load it up, It says my memory is not enough,
I'd be runnin' out, I need some extra RAM to fix me up.
I have to cough it up, Open my wallet up, It never stops,
Never stops, Never stops, Never stops.

It's Windows 95! It suckin' up my Drive, It' makes a
pretty all fine,
But my PC is obsolete, I'll have to buy myself a brandnew
machine.

Bring it up, Stick me up, You suck me in and then you got
me hooked, You got me, You got me.

There's so much stuff to buy, I need a new harddrive,
It's gonna suck me dry,
My CPU says 'don't have the speed', It takes an hour just
to bring up the screen, Nanana.

Oh no, I making software buys, Wow! It's making Bill Gate
cum, Yoyo, You make a rich man cum.