Bob Rivers Oops I Farted Again
Oh no
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I farted again, I made people leave,
Offended my friends.
Oh baby, I just gave it a push,
I didnt know it was that serious,
I could knock down wild horses,
It smells so fragrant to me.
Oh baby, baby
Oops, Im breaking some wind,
I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,
Oh baby, baby,
Please dont think I'm a hog, I swear its the dog,
I've got that flatulence.
"Britney- before you go on stage there's somthing I
want you to have"
"Oh... Its beautiful! But wait a minute, isnt this...?"
"Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x and Beano. I went to the
pharmacy to get it for you."
"Oh, you shouldnt have!"
"I had no choice, baby!"
Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,
There's no-one to blame, oh baby,
Oops, there's a sulphorus gas escaping my ass,
I've got that flatulence.
(Loud farting noise)
Oops......
