Beans On Toast Methadrone
Well this is a song about glamourising drugs
I advise you to stick some powder up your nose
Something that's legal and fully legit
You can buy this stuff on the internet
It's taken the country's kids by storm
Brand new craze of Methadrone
Sorta like pills, sorta like coke
Definitely gonna f..ck you up
Well I had some and it was really good fun
But I'm not sure it's for everyone
The government are going to make it illegal
Right before the general election
Everybody's had some
They're going to want some more
And if it's produced illegally
The profits will rise accordingly
Everyone will still be taking it
Just won't be in the newspapers
And all the money that is earned
Falls in to the dirty hands
If everyone must get stoned
What will we do with Methadrone
Well I had some and it was really good fun
But I'm not sure it's for everyone
The government are going to make it illegal
Right before the general election
Everybody's had some
They're going to want some more
Instead of outlawing it
We could legalise it
We could educate about it
And regulate the output
Have licensing laws
Like we do with alcohol
We could put a tax on it
And with the money that we get
We could build a hospital
Well wouldn't that be cool
Well I had some and it was really good fun
But I'm not sure it's for everyone
