Beans On Toast Ai
It's terrifying and it's exciting
In equal measure
I can't help in feeling that the world has changed forever
If you haven't seen it
Go give it a try
OpenAI
Well that sounded like an advert
But now adverts are dead
No human
Will ever have to write one again
It will all be farmed out to
ChatGPT
Try it and you'll see
So I asked it to write the chorus to this song
One that would make everybody sing along
Typed in a few words and this is what it said
This is what it said
[Chorus]
AI
AI-I
Everywhere we go
AI
AI-I
The new status quo
It's in our homes
In our phones
AI
AI
AI
You're never alone
It's not just songs and stories
It can tell you jokes
Write outstanding essays and computer code
It's read every book
In every language
Got a formidable understanding
Of science and mathematics
It can imitate styles using
High-tech plagiarism
Create an image
Good enough to con
The World Photography Competition
It'll change the face of education
Change the face of society
How will the world react to
AI pornography
It starts off writing copy
And then
Company policy
Political speeches
And
Tear-jerking eulogies
[Chorus]
AI
AI-I
Everywhere we go
AI
AI-I
The new status quo
It's in our homes
In our phones
AI
AI
AI
You're never alone
And the people who invented it
Have got no idea how it works
But they all agree that it is thinking for itself
What happens next
Is impossible to predict
But all the signs seem to say
It's something really big
Like the discovery of fire
Or electricity
The next Big Bang or the first living thing
To step out of the sea
Well I guess
Evolution
Never looks like we imagine it
Maybe we are just a stepping stone
And we have to come to terms with that
Or maybe it's all hyperbole
Just another fad
Because let's all face it
This chorus is crap
[Chorus]
AI
AI-I
Everywhere we go
AI
AI-I
The new status quo
It's in our homes
In our phones
AI
AI
AI
You're never alone
You're never alone
You're never alone
You're never alone
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