Beans On Toast The Chicken Song
Don't tell me the truth about chicken farming
Thinking about it does my head in
24 chicken wings for 6.99
That's 85p for each chicken that died
You can get dead chicken everywhere that you go
There's four chicken shops on this very road
And there's also a supermarket
With chicken dipper strips and frozen chicken burgers
Whole cooked chicken, chicken chow mein
24 wings for 2.99
That's 25p for each dead chicken
Thinking about it does my head in
And it's Nandos for dinner tonight
They make their dead chicken taste really nice
In every city, in every town
Is piri piri chicken enough to go around
It brings me right back to the start
Where on earth are these chicken farms
In a dark warehouse 10s of thousand eggs are hatched a day
They turn little chicks into full grown chickens in under seven days
They use chemicals and steroids to meet their demands
I'm gonna sing me a little chicken song about a great big chicken farm
And they run these weird experiments
I heard chicken are born without any heads
Just legs and wings and a few leftovers
This chicken gave birth to a Zinger Tower Burger
We all know this shit's morally wrong
Gonna sing me a little chicken song
Well I'm not saying that I am a vegetarian
Shit I eat chicken with the best of them
It just feels like the whole thing could end in a disaster
The way things generally do when you f..ck with Mother Nature
Well the chicken gonna get their revenge one day
You just wait and see
There'll be a giant monster hybrid chicken that eats humans for tea
And they'll break out of the warehouse
And they'll roam the Earth
And eat all you motherfuckers with piri piri sauce
