Apologetix Twins Came Out
Parody of "Twist and Shout" by The Beatles
(Gen 25:24-27)
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know the first to come out now (First to come out)
You know he looked so red (Looked so red)
He could have played for Cincinnati now (Played for the Reds)
Became a hunter instead (Became a hunter instead)
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know, the first little boy (First little boy)
You know he looked so wild (Looked so wild)
He barely needed winter clothing now (Needed winter clothing)
He was a hairy little child (Hairy little child)
LEAD E-sau -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah Whoahhh!
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know the twins' little mom (Twins' little mom)
She knew the twins would fight (Twins would fight)
Cause they were wrestlin' deep inside her now (Wrestlin' inside her)
Just like the Lord prophesied (Lord prophesied)
When Jacob, Jacob was a baby now (3x)
