Apologetix Mephibosheth
[Verse 1]
I was just fine till I was five
Raised with kings till Grandpa Saul died
Times can change whenever war gets bad
And the Philistines dispatched him when they deep-sixed Dad
Oh whoa ohh
[Verse 2]
Meet me in the Bible -- after Saul died
I live in Second Samuel chapter 9
I'm Mephibosheth if you don't know who
I'm the child of King David's best friend Jonathan too
Ooh woo ooh
[Chorus]
I'm Mephib- I'm Mephib- I'm Mephibosheth
Someone told my nanny daddy was dead
Then she picked up me tripped up and then I went boom
Now I'm lame from my youth
Nothing I can do -- oh oh oh
[Verse 3]
I said I was lame -- that didn't change
Tell the girl who dropped me thanks
I don't mind, though, by God I'm blessed
Oh, it's cool because King David helped Mephibosheth
Oh whoa ooh
[Chorus]
I'm Mephib- I'm Mephib- I'm Mephibosheth
Someone told my nanny daddy was dead
Then she picked up me tripped up and then I went boom
Now I'm lame from my youth
Nothing I can do -- oh oh oh
[Saxophone Solo]
[Chorus]
I'm Mephib- I'm Mephib- I'm Mephibosheth
Someone told my nanny daddy was dead
Then she picked up me tripped up and then I went boom
Now I'm lame from my youth
Nothing I can do -- oh oh oh
[Outro]
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
Phib! Phib! Mephibosheth!
