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Help Me Rhoda Lyrics


Apologetix Help Me Rhoda


Parody of "Help Me, Rhonda" by The Beach Boys
(Acts 12:2-17)


Well, since he let me out
I've been out knockin' on your door
Come open it up
'Cause I'm the one that you've been prayin' for
Ah, Rhoda, you looked surprised (looked surprised)
But you didn't let me come inside
You gotta - help me, Rhoda
Help me get inside of the house
Help me, Rhoda! Help, help, me Rhoda!
Help me, Rhoda! Help, help, me Rhoda!
Help me, Rhoda! Help, help, me Rhoda!
Help me, Rhoda! Help, help, me Rhoda!
Help me, Rhoda! Help, help, me Rhoda!
Help me, Rhoda! Help, help, me Rhoda!
Help me, Rhoda, yeah, get inside of the house!
They were gonna take my life
And I was gonna be quite dead
But an angel came along
And he freed me, now I'm out here instead
Ah, Rhoda, you got the door (got the door)
But I'm wonderin' what you're waitin' for
You gotta, help me, Rhoda, help me get inside of the house
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