Abner Jay Wee Wee
[Spoken]
The only songs known to the English-speaking people are the English songs. This next song is heard only on your better music stations. Well of course, if you don't listen to the better music stations, or buy the better albums, then you don't hear the better music. My grandmama used to sing this song to me...
[Sang]
When I was a little wee wee tot
My mama bought me a lotta wee wee pot
She put me on my wee wee pot
She told me to wee wee a hell of a lot
Wee wee, honey please now
Wee wee
Oh, I wouldn't wee wee in my pot
So she put me in my little wee wee cot
Well I got in my wee wee cot
And then I wee wee'd a hell of a lot
Wee wee
Wee wee
Oh, she took me outta my wee wee cot
And put me back down on my wee wee pot
I still wouldn't wee wee in my pot
So she spanked me on my wee wee butt
Wee wee, honey please now, baby
Wee wee
[Spoken]
This is a sing-a-long, let's "wee wee" together one time!
[Sang]
Wee wee
Wee
[Spoken]
I'm glad I'm up here on the higher ground. Hahahahaha!