Zdoggmd Ventilate
Ventilators
We ventilate Any patient in this hospital and were damn good too
But you can't be any scrub off the street
Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean
Earn your peak
Ventilators gown up
It was a code blue night
A full white moon
Rt was on the wards trying to induce
Some snot from three
Cose I can get the funk
Just ruling out tb versus bubblin up my junk
Just hit the east side of emergency
On a mission to find me some afbs
Seen a sick little girl ain't no need to wheeze
All us docs know what's up with rrts
I hooks the left on two west
And notice some blow mucus plug so I said mucomus
I jumped on the vent and said pips up
Some intern checked the gas so i said I'm stuck
You're nurse is beeping me
Imma glide and swerve
These suckas breathing so hard peak flow hit the curb
Won't you thing there's better things than qs and open neck
I see my rt doing suction in some patients neck
The air is trapped the tidal volumes low
I can't believe they made him full code
They click for nabs they click for gas checks
I looked at the intern and said damn what's next
They got the rt hams up and running round and round
I'm Feeling crepitus in that patients gown
I gotta come up real quick before this lung goes down
I best check up my scrubs cose i smell code brown
The thought runs through my head
Lung cancer all around
He's got c diff and I ain't got no yellow gown
There are things I should try should I intubate ?
I glance at the sat and I see it's 38
16 on the pip but nothing to show
Z dog is about to make his body turn prone
Now the IV pumps beeping it's a tad bit late
Z dogg and rt had to ventilate
I brought all his family down told em let him go
Now I'm switching their mind to a no code
If you want shocks sit back and observe
I just left a gang of ribs open there on the curb
Now z got the skills and that's a known fact. Before I got jacked i was reppin z pack
Back up back down to the floor
Zd o double g mdc chillin with rt
Just like I thought the girl was I the same spot in need of some desperate help
The zdogg and rt were in need of more Than that
One of these tubes was flexy as hell I said ooh I like your size
She said z dog you're great And you sing real nice but let's rt try
I got a cone full of meds and it's going real swell
The next stop is to check in tide air
I'm peeping into a whole new E.R
Try and go step in this i dare ya
Neb on a whole new level
The rhythm is a fib and a fib is the trouble
Wards lubes We tubes everything
Rt: where breathing is life and life is breathing
If you know like I know you don't want to suction this
It's a c diff era Funked out with a mrsa twist
If you smoke like they smoke then it's out there every day
And if your gas is acidic rt will ventilate
