Zdoggmd Ativan
[Intro: ZDoggMD and Tom Hinueber]
Oh...
No
Why are we doing this song, man?
This is what's hot, Z
Whadya mean hot? I don't wanna do this
It's called "Trap..."
Just talk about drugs... and
And mumble
Oh! Oh... oh... oh...
I GOT you
[Chorus 1: ZDoggMD]
Ativan Ativan Ativan
Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan
Bed 3 tryna throw his bedpan (No!)
Bed 6 hit me with the beer can (WHAT!?)
Bed 10 freakin' in the CT scan (OOH)
Belt full o' meds... Call me Batman! (Brrrt!)
Push 5 mg that's my game plan (Ooh)
Haldol Benadryl ATIVAN!
Ativan Ativan Ativan
Ativan Ativan Ativan
ATIVAN!!
Bed 3 tryna pull his cath again (No!)
Bed 6 hittin' on the chaplain (WHOA!)
Bed 10 twerking in the CT scan? (Brrrt!)
Haldol icing on the cake, man (Mmmm)
Push 10 mg that's my game plan (Brrt!)
Ativan Ativan Ativan
[Verse: ZDoggMD]
I round so I can pay rent! (I do!)
I ain't got time for your s*** (I don't!)
Still slanging dope from the pyx... (is^TM)
ALL MY PATIENTS GETS MEDS (they do)
None o' this ish be new to me (Naw)
Sundowning lady get 2-3 (Brrt!)
Alcoholic dude can't step to me (Whaaa)
Shout out Jane in tha' Pharmacy (Jaaaaaane!)
It's tha' opposite of Narcan (wha?)
Keep 'em straight bombed out like tha' Sudan (Obama!)
U trying 2 grab my a$$ bed 10? (Na.. NO!)
You 'bout ta take a ride on tha' 'VAN (Weird Motor Noise)
[Chorus 2: ZDoggMD]
Ativan Ativan Ativan
Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan (Bird Noises)
Bed 3 out like a light again (Snoring Noises)
Bed 6 snorin' wit da beer can (Aspiration Noises!?!)
Bed 10 coding in tha' CT scan? (Whoa!)
Haldol, Benadryl, Ativan (Cardi B Noises)
Ativan Ativan Ativan
Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan
Ativan Ativan Ativan Ativan (Sleep Apnea Noises)
[Outro: ZDoggMD and Tom Hinueber]
Oh I get it...
So the point of the song is
When a patient is bothering you
Ya just SEDATE 'em
I... I don't think that should be the point of the song
You really shouldn't overuse sedation
I don't know why we did this...
This $**t's a HIT, bro
(Trap Noises Resume)
