Wilbur Soot Soft Boy
[Verse 1]
I'm living the dream
It's just one of those dreams where you're losing all your teeth
And if you think that it gets better
Darling, take a look at me
I'm in too deep
Same dried ramen in a bowl I'm too lazy to clean
But I'm not drunk texting my ex anymore
I bet my father would be proud of me
[Pre-Chorus]
I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
[Chorus]
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art
I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars
I'm looking for a window to another world
Where I don't feel as lost and bored
I just don't want to be a soft boy anymore
I wanna be yours
[Verse 2]
I'm living the dream
You could consider the dreams to be haircuts and apathy
And if you think that I'll get better
Darling, take a look at me
I'm in too deep
It's the same hairstyle that I've had since I was seventeen
And I don't know why
Father are you proud of me?
[Pre-Chorus]
I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
I won't - please just don't make me wear the cat ears
I'm so done with the cat ears please no more cat ears
[Chorus]
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art
I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars
I'm looking for a window to another world
Where I don't feel as lost and bored
I just don't want to be a soft boy anymore
I wanna be yours
[Outro]
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art
So let me know when my feelings stop
I'm just your window to another world
Where you ended up lost and poor
I just don't want to be a soft boy anymore
[Currently Unused Lyrics]
[Verse]
I'm like a giraffe
I cry before, during, after sex
I don't look good with my t-shirt off
And it's hard enough to be cool with everybody else
Mocking your haircut, oversized sweaters
Saying that I'm cute
[Chorus]
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art
I probably need therapy but I'm scared to start
I'm looking for a window to another world
Where I don't feel as lost and bored
I just don't want to be a soft boy anymore
I wanna be yours
