White Bob Grandma Don't Be A Snitch
She said White Bob listen to me carefully,
Don't lecture me on drugs boy, you're as high as a tree
I wouldn't mind, but it's the simple fact,
I've heard you've been giving cannabis to my cat
Look he takes the occasional puff, but he doesn't
inhale,
I'm calling the police she said to take you to jail
It was at this point I left my grandma's room,
Kinda worried about the crazy shit she might do
Chorus 1
Hey grandma... 'yeah?' don't be a snitch 'huh?'
Don't dob me in 'why?' cos i'm you're grandson... 'yeah
some grandson!'
Hey grandma... 'yeah?' don't grass me up 'what?'
Don't phone the police 'why?' cos I love you...
'Yeah you're just saying that...'
Back in my own room and I had the horn,
Opened the dvd cabinet and got out the porn
It had been a stressful morning and my face was a
frown,
Needed a greasy wank just to calm me down
Virtual sex with Jenna Jameson got my dick hard quick,
Just imagining what that bitch could do to my dick
I was wanking in a total state of ecstacy,
But remembered the curtain was open... someone might
see
I went to the window, dick still in my hand,
f..ck, the police were outside they bought a transit van
My grandma was with them, she pointed up at me,
She said thats him there, and I think he's holding his
willy
Chorus 2
Hey grandma 'yes?' why you being a snitch? I'm here
holding my dick... that's pretty sick 'ooh that's
disgusting'
Hey grandma 'yes?' why'd you make that call? you played
me like a fool, I thought we was cool (yes I did)
I couldn't believe my grandma had been such a snitch,
I put my cock back in my pants and made a run for it
Went out the back heading for the garden gate,
But the police had me surrounded, they said you're
nicked mate
I said I never gave any wacky backy to her cat,
They said there's the indecent exposure, we'll do you
for that
Into the van I went much to my grandma's delight
She said let's see how you like it in a prison cell for
the night
