Weird Al Yankovic Bedrock Anthem
[Intro]
Sometimes I feel, like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel, like I wanna go
To the city of cavemen, the city of Bedrock
I'd be a Flintstone, now I'll tell you why
[Verse 1]
Well, I've got, I've got a woman named Wilma
Well, I've got, I've got a baby named Pebbles
Well, I've got, I've got a doggy named Dino
We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino
Well, I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble
Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble
He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble
Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble
Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
There's a handshake everybody gotta know
How come grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show?
[Chorus 1]
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now
I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow
[Verse 2]
Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm
Little Pebbles is his number one fan
He's the strongest toddler in the whole land
Tear your arm off, if he's shaking your hand
Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now
Gonna take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now
Made from brontosaurus, baby, not a moo-cow
Wanna chill with a saber tooth tiger
Wear a loincloth, natural fiber
Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper
[Chorus 2]
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now
Don't know what it means, but I say it anyhow
[Spoken (Fred's voice)]
{Wilma, I'm home! Start serving dinner
And don't spare the spare ribs
Oh, no no no! Don't Dino, don't!
Now take it easy, boy!}
[Verse 3]
Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit
Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit
Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit
Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows it's time to quit
I realize I'm living in the Stone Age
No fax, no cellular phone-age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-age
Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage
Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little wiener!
Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner
[Chorus 3]
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
Yabba dabba dabba doo now
[Spoken (Fred's voice)]
{Now that's all right;
Oh, boy!}
