Shatner Lyrics

Warp 11 Shatner

He'll beat up Klingons and he'll blow up Gorn
If it wasn't for Star Trek he'd be making porn, yeah
Scoring with chicks since the day he was born, yeah
The day he dies, how we will mourn, yeah

He ain't in it for the money

He don't get paid
He's on a five-year mission to get laid, yeah
If he'd found planet Risa

He would have stayed
His ongoing legend will never fade

Shatner Yeah - William Shatner

He'll get a green bitch here and a fembot there
As the years went by he got more hair
He gets all the ladies and he don't share
If you stop and think about it well it ain't fair

Shatner Yeah - William Shatner

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He can't be beat, don't you understand
I bet he did lines of coke with Yeoman Rand
His toupee's always perfect and he's always tanned
If he can't find a woman he'll use his hand

Shatner Yeah - William Shatner