Everything I Do (i Do With William Shatner) Lyrics

Warp 11 Everything I Do (i Do With William Shatner)

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner
Loosing all my hair while my belly's growing fat-ner
And when I drink too much
He holds my hair in his hands
And while I'm blowing chunks
He treats me like the captain

Oh, when we get together we boldly go
Talk about our favorite episodes
I don't want to go to work
Just want to hang with Captain Kirk
And if I had my way I'd make it so

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner
We drink a couple of brews
Go to the Laundromat-ner
When our clothes are dry
We fold them up together
'Cause everything I do, I do with William Shatner

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Hey, spend more time with him than George Takei
Say full speed ahead and we're on our way
He is so mysterious
His middle name's Tiberius
And he'll make me his cabin boy someday

Hey Bill - Let's go get a tan
Hey Bill - And a green woman
Hey Bill - We'll kill some Romulans
Hey Bill - I'm your number one fan

'Cause everything I do, I do with William Shatner
We go to the rodeo and put on our cowboy hat-ners
When we paint the town
We buy each other dinner
We're fully functional
Just like Brent Spiner

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner
And don't you wish that you could do it too